Mirror mirror sing to me

Have you every heard a recording of yourself and said "HOLY CRAP THAT CAN'T BE ME!" Yeah I have. I am a karaoke aficionado. I am usually better when I have had a few drinks but who isn't right? Because I love karaoke and do it on my free time, I decided to download an app on my phone. Its supposed to be some app that lets you sing and records you. If I sound the way I do on there live, then I would like to apologize for that. I never thought I was the best but I never thought I was THAT bad. Funny thing is, when I record myself on the voice memo option on my phone I sound totally different and a lot better. The app comes with effects that you can add to your voice. None of them help me. They only seem to make it worse. I mean I know I'm no Justin Timberlake or even a Johnny Cash but really? I am guessing its the app because I sound terrible. I mean I guess you are your worst critic but if I were to submit my recording in the app to one of the many singing reality shows, I wouldn't make past the audition. I'm not going to let that ruin my fun though. I KNOW I can rock out to any Beatles song and nail it. I am blaming the app. Or maybe it's the mic. I mean I was in choir for 5 years. I even competed and made it to state! For solos AND ensembles. At any choral competition your best score is a 1 and I've received multiple 1s for both ensemble and my solos. Maybe I am not the next Michael Jackson or Beyonce. I know for sure though that I am not the next Paris Hilton. I am going to blame the app. End of story. Who am I kidding, I must suck. At least I didn't plan on making a career out of it. I'll just stick to my day job. Ok, end of rant.